Wonsognur is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, egotistical hare.

Wonsognur created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonsognur, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wonsognur, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wonsognur's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wonsognur's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if three frogs approach from the south.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing cyan skirts and balancing eight carbon spheres on your hands.