Sidcepjad is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak skunk.

Sidcepjad created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidcepjad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidcepjad, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sidcepjad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sidcepjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.