Zanyarlzim is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless scorpion.

Zanyarlzim created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanyarlzim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zanyarlzim, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zanyarlzim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zanyarlzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle zinc while unclean.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Run away if seven geese approach from the south.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.