Budfumtab is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, humorless armadillo.

Budfumtab created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budfumtab, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Budfumtab, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Budfumtab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Budfumtab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing purple coats and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

4. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing ear rings.

5. Never eat bark.