Pogloplim is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish wasp.

Pogloplim created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Pogloplim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pogloplim, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pogloplim's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pogloplim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Do not wear shoes marked with mauve.

3. Do not name children after doves.

4. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.