Sigsigflat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, dishonest wolf.

Sigsigflat created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sigsigflat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sigsigflat, she will turn you into a plant.

Sigsigflat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sigsigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Sigsigflat loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.