Kopbisshas is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent dragon.

Kopbisshas created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbisshas, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kopbisshas, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kopbisshas' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kopbisshas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near doves while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopbisshas.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.