Watrawsogcussfedhug is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating mink.

Watrawsogcussfedhug created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watrawsogcussfedhug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Watrawsogcussfedhug, he will turn you into a sheep.

Watrawsogcussfedhug's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Watrawsogcussfedhug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Watrawsogcussfedhug first in all things.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never paint your hands yellow.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Run away from white pigs, for they are unholy.