Damdimvig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, astonishing zebra.

Damdimvig created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Damdimvig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damdimvig, he will destroy your home solar system.

Damdimvig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Damdimvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain kneeling at midday.

2. Do not fashion tools from tin.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never touch blood while unclean.

5. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.