Ran is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow hamster.

Ran created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ran, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ran, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ran's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ran's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of figs to sharks while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing indigo boots and balancing four aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.