Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy jackal.

Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap, it will not care at all.

Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Godwikbombamyamdaggenkap.