Hennabfut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish jaguar.

Hennabfut created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hennabfut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hennabfut, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hennabfut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hennabfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never wear white dresses.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing magenta jumpers and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.