Cabbassad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, pitiless mouse.

Cabbassad created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabbassad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabbassad, it will turn you into a slug.

Cabbassad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cabbassad's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to six before sleeping.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cabbassad.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Do not wear shorts marked with black.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.