Bidcadveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful swallow.

Bidcadveen created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidcadveen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bidcadveen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bidcadveen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bidcadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black scarves.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Ants are not to be trusted.

5. Never sit in the presence of eagles.