Gamlarglip is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic bear.

Gamlarglip created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Gamlarglip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gamlarglip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gamlarglip's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gamlarglip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Put Gamlarglip first in all things.