Govbinflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, omniscient butterfly.

Govbinflan created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govbinflan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Govbinflan, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Govbinflan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Govbinflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never jump in the presence of mice.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never write about chromosomes.