Bellzigfem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, resourceful sheep.

Bellzigfem created the Milkyway five million years ago.

If you believe in Bellzigfem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bellzigfem, he will send you a sign.

Bellzigfem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bellzigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bellzigfem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.