Nilljadcussaw is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful badger.

Nilljadcussaw created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nilljadcussaw, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nilljadcussaw, she will torture you forever.

Nilljadcussaw's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nilljadcussaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not hurt birds.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.