Vagdunran is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest butterfly.

Vagdunran created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagdunran, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vagdunran, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vagdunran's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vagdunran's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. Never approach crossroads carrying clay.

3. Never feed spinach to doves while wearing tights.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.