Fomwadsak is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, clever squirrel.

Fomwadsak created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomwadsak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fomwadsak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Fomwadsak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fomwadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.