Ganjen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unthoughtful crane.

Ganjen created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganjen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganjen, he will not care at all.

Ganjen's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Ganjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your back toward the south during prayer.

2. You must pray to Ganjen eight times a day.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Ganjen in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never eat bread on holy days.