Baflopfud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident lizard.

Baflopfud created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflopfud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Baflopfud, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Baflopfud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Baflopfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing gray shirts.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Baflopfud.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never look at nebulae.