Jinfarnjat is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing bat.

Jinfarnjat created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinfarnjat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jinfarnjat, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jinfarnjat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Jinfarnjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never allow voles to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Do not travel during summer.