Stikcarcud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, prudent human.

Stikcarcud created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcarcud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stikcarcud, she will turn you into a dog.

Stikcarcud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stikcarcud's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stikcarcud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat bark.