Kem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving crane.

Kem created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kem, she will turn you into a rock.

Kem's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Kem loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Never look in ponds.