Mifwigcan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate manatee.

Mifwigcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifwigcan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Mifwigcan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mifwigcan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mifwigcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed corn to birds while wearing dresses.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

3. Do not take Mifwigcan's name in vain.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.