Flabgudcet is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, proud centipede.

Flabgudcet created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flabgudcet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flabgudcet, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flabgudcet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flabgudcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Always look after injured pigs.