Fetbuslik is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured cobra.

Fetbuslik created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Fetbuslik, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fetbuslik, he will not invite you to parties.

Fetbuslik's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fetbuslik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fetbuslik's priests.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near grasshopers while wearing gray scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about monkeys.