Rawman is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful turtle.

Rawman created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawman, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawman, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Rawman's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Rawman's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry porpoises.

2. Rawman must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.