Quimsitgessnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced armadillo.

Quimsitgessnutt created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Quimsitgessnutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quimsitgessnutt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quimsitgessnutt's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Quimsitgessnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.

5. Always pray immersed in water.