Gepontdot Dadkembeg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless sheep.

Gepontdot Dadkembeg created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepontdot Dadkembeg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepontdot Dadkembeg, she will turn you into a worm.

Gepontdot Dadkembeg's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Gepontdot Dadkembeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven mice near wells.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Always obey Gepontdot Dadkembeg's priests.

4. Do not prepare peanuts while filled with pride.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.