Dunligbog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage faun.

Dunligbog created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Dunligbog, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dunligbog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dunligbog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dunligbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Dunligbog in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must never eat gooseberries.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dunligbog.