Jabhapgomcep is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, confident badger.

Jabhapgomcep created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhapgomcep, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jabhapgomcep, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Jabhapgomcep's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jabhapgomcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Never wear purple hats.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Jabhapgomcep on top of all buildings.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.