Cadxuchom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, amazing swan.

Cadxuchom created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadxuchom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadxuchom, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cadxuchom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cadxuchom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cadxuchom.

4. Never chant in the presence of elders.

5. Do not place cherries upon stone.