Dogsomwot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent wasp.

Dogsomwot created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogsomwot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dogsomwot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dogsomwot's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dogsomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

3. Always store apples above ground.

4. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

5. Never wear blue tights.