Wodkadortcimtaggamaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, moody camel.

Wodkadortcimtaggamaf created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodkadortcimtaggamaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodkadortcimtaggamaf, he will cry a lot.

Wodkadortcimtaggamaf's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wodkadortcimtaggamaf's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Wodkadortcimtaggamaf loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Do not take Wodkadortcimtaggamaf's name in vain.

5. Do not covet oxen.