Bessciplim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent wolf.

Bessciplim created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessciplim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bessciplim, it will turn you into a frog.

Bessciplim's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bessciplim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about optics.

3. You must love Bessciplim.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never feed apples to dogs while wearing magenta shirts.