Bunyarlflanpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, capable donkey.

Bunyarlflanpod created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunyarlflanpod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bunyarlflanpod, she will turn you into a frog.

Bunyarlflanpod's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bunyarlflanpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry horses.