Larnligvadcithotbegken is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous dragon.

Larnligvadcithotbegken created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnligvadcithotbegken, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larnligvadcithotbegken, it will not invite you to parties.

Larnligvadcithotbegken's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Larnligvadcithotbegken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.