Flisarmkom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy wolf.

Flisarmkom created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisarmkom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisarmkom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flisarmkom's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flisarmkom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed nuts to porpoises while wearing tights.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.