Rowjadgam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable shark.

Rowjadgam created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowjadgam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rowjadgam, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rowjadgam's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rowjadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

2. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

3. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

4. Do not sit at crossroads.

5. You must never eat strawberries.