Ruttyogbad is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omniscient fly.

Ruttyogbad created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttyogbad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruttyogbad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ruttyogbad's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ruttyogbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not name children after otters.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your back green.

5. Do not stand on grass.