Banmegmot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable otter.

Banmegmot created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banmegmot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banmegmot, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Banmegmot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Banmegmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not gather at wells at dawn.