Tabxinhomgofcemsab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, pitiless toad.

Tabxinhomgofcemsab created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabxinhomgofcemsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tabxinhomgofcemsab, he will be very unhappy.

Tabxinhomgofcemsab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tabxinhomgofcemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near gulls while wearing pink stockings and balancing six tin spheres on your head.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never mention horses.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.