Sitcidciss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish dragonfly.

Sitcidciss created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitcidciss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sitcidciss, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sitcidciss' most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sitcidciss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Snakes are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if six rats approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.