Wondogyim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest chicken.

Wondogyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wondogyim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wondogyim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wondogyim's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Wondogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wondogyim.

5. Never think about gravity.