Lipgigsom is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, impressive alligator.

Lipgigsom created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipgigsom, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lipgigsom, she will be very sad.

Lipgigsom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lipgigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never wear violet coats on sacred days.

4. Never allow badgers to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.