Bammigwan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent fox.

Bammigwan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bammigwan, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bammigwan, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bammigwan's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bammigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Sharks are not to be trusted.

4. Never bounce near geese.

5. Never look in ponds.