Nadzigrow is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind shark.

Nadzigrow created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadzigrow, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nadzigrow, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nadzigrow's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nadzigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

3. Nadzigrow must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help dolphins in need.