Hitquimgub is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, compassionate dog.

Hitquimgub created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitquimgub, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hitquimgub, it will boil you in a big pot.

Hitquimgub's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hitquimgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at midnight.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never travel toward the south during winter.

5. Always look after injured capybaras.