Raktitpad Henbitpaswik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering bat.

Raktitpad Henbitpaswik created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raktitpad Henbitpaswik, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Raktitpad Henbitpaswik, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Raktitpad Henbitpaswik's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Raktitpad Henbitpaswik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never gather seven capybaras in one place.

3. Always share lentils with strangers, but never with ants.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Raktitpad Henbitpaswik.

5. Always remove ear rings before entering holy places.