Flammiftom is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy wyvern.

Flammiftom created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flammiftom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flammiftom, it will turn you into a hamster.

Flammiftom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flammiftom's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Flammiftom in the centre of the settlement.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.