Nigkenbabnan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage sheep.

Nigkenbabnan created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigkenbabnan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigkenbabnan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Nigkenbabnan's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nigkenbabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never mention aardvarks.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.