Fompading is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, dishonest squirrel.

Fompading created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fompading, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fompading, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fompading's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Fompading's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fompading.

2. You must love Fompading.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Never feed garlic to rats while wearing black corsets.