Tad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest dolphin.

Tad created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tad, he will remove you from existence.

Tad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Tad's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tad seven times a day.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not make images of living things.