Panlogbudbim is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unfair lobster.

Panlogbudbim created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panlogbudbim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panlogbudbim, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Panlogbudbim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Panlogbudbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing mauve kilts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.