Somrotdot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited wolf.

Somrotdot created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Somrotdot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Somrotdot, it will boil you in a big pot.

Somrotdot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Somrotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Somrotdot on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.