Somrotdot is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited
wolf.
Somrotdot created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Somrotdot, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Somrotdot, it will boil you in a big pot.
Somrotdot's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Somrotdot's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Somrotdot on top of all buildings.
3. Never look at nebulae.
4. Feed all hungry great tits.
5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.