Vadlithadbigtim is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident
bee.
Vadlithadbigtim created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vadlithadbigtim, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Vadlithadbigtim, he will be very unhappy.
Vadlithadbigtim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Vadlithadbigtim's Holy Commandments1. Your children must be taught to worship Vadlithadbigtim.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing yellow boots and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not wear gray clothing.