Vadlithadbigtim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident bee.

Vadlithadbigtim created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadlithadbigtim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vadlithadbigtim, he will be very unhappy.

Vadlithadbigtim's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vadlithadbigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vadlithadbigtim.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing yellow boots and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.