Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful scorpion.

Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Fubrilligbafved Dussfebnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three birds in a large pit.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.