Tinnelnell is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy penguin.

Tinnelnell created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Tinnelnell, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinnelnell, she will turn you into a worm.

Tinnelnell's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tinnelnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Tinnelnell loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never eat cucumbers.