Gomyimcud is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane capybara.

Gomyimcud created water four years ago.

If you believe in Gomyimcud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gomyimcud, he will cry a lot.

Gomyimcud's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gomyimcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Gomyimcud loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Gomyimcud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.