Zodxuckdon is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, compassionate crow.

Zodxuckdon created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodxuckdon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zodxuckdon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zodxuckdon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zodxuckdon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about great tits.