Zodxuckdon is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, compassionate
crow.
Zodxuckdon created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zodxuckdon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Zodxuckdon, he will try to impress you with trees.
Zodxuckdon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Zodxuckdon's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Feed all hungry snakes.
3. Do not hurt monkeys.
4. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.
5. Never talk about great tits.