Nadcenkom is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-powerful raccoon.

Nadcenkom created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadcenkom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadcenkom, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nadcenkom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nadcenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest indigo.

2. Do not eat strawberries.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nadcenkom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Fast once a month.
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