Xuckontlatcet is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless crane.

Xuckontlatcet created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckontlatcet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xuckontlatcet, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Xuckontlatcet's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Xuckontlatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry pigs.

2. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Xuckontlatcet in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Xuckontlatcet.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.