Getvolneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, selfish bear.

Getvolneg created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Getvolneg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Getvolneg, she will turn you into a worm.

Getvolneg's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Getvolneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Learn three new languages a year.