Spagpangtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying butterfly.

Spagpangtarg created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagpangtarg, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Spagpangtarg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Spagpangtarg's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Spagpangtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Never feed tomatoes to geese while wearing yellow hats.

3. Do not hurt tapirs.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing orange shoes and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.

5. Respect your elders.